don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers
Just imagine the American version of doctor who
but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.
Doctor Loo in the Turdis.
This is America what is a loo
Try inferring from the context clues given to you.
if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you
What you don’t understand is that for every Sebastian Stan post I reblog, there’s six more on my dash that I just like and save for later to pretend like I still have control over this.
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”